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儿童笑话|Doctor doctor collection 11

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Doctor, Doctor I?ve lost my memory!
When did this happen?
When did what happen?
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a rubber band
Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch1 there and tell me all about it!
Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar
I can't believe that!
Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in
What about a matchbox!
Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing double.
Please sit on the couch.
Which one!
Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around.
Don't worry, it's just a bug2 that's going around!
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a moth
Get out of the way, your in my light!


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